This Ohio guy got a DWI after crashing his motorized bar stool. Coppers in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, OH, say when they arrived on the scene on March 4, 2009, they found this guy who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was brought to the hospital with minor injuries and then diagnosed with a major case of the retards after he informed the cops that he had drank 15 beers before he crashed his bar stool into a ditch which lead to him being charged with a DWI.  He then told police his motorized bar stool cantop out att 38 mph.

He has pleaded not guilty??

Here it is!  I wonder if this could be manufactured?

This could be a grea addition to the Drinking Pro catalog... :)